THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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