How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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