There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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