We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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