Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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