OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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