Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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