she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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