but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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