I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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