Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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