arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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