I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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