Everything about him screamed your future.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
