You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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