I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
how drunk are you?
Several
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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