He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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