I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
