writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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