I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
