He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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