just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
True college students do jello shots in the library
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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