summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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