Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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