She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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