yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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