The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Michael Bay diarrhea
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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