I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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