we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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