A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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