who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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