that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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