your thong is hanging out like whoa
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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