i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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