I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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