i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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