found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
