Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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