After last night, I could never be a politician.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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