She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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