This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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