OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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