Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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