$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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