i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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