at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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