it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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