guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it's not cheating when I paid for it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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