i need an iv and a liver transplant
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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