out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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