how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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