I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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