I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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